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Half pretend they don't understand, which is somehow funnier than the shirt itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck because V-necks are for job interviews you're clearly not attending\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the pink ink stays as loud as your personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, pick your flavor of shameless\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone's search history well enough to buy this, you're either their best friend or their therapist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a deeply specific shirt. It's not something you grab at random. It's the gift you give someone when you both know, and neither of you is apologizing for it. Wrap it or don't. The reaction will be the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Unemployed But Her Feet Gave Me A Job Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Both feature the same pink graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care label and you'll be fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print durable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed for color that lasts. It won't crack or peel like cheap heat transfers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegally, yes. 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