{"product_id":"v-is-for-victim-card-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"V Is For Victim Card Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe V Is For Victim Card Tee from Unethical Threads is a sarcastic graphic tee for anyone fluent in gaslighting detection. Part of our red-flag alphabet series, it features an elegant couple dancing while he insists he's not playing the victim, you're just crazy. You know the type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've dated that person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one who starts every argument by playing the victim card, then somehow makes it your fault for bringing it up. If you've ever heard \"I'm not playing the victim, you're just crazy\" delivered with complete sincerity, this shirt was basically designed with your situationship PTSD in mind. It also works as a warning label for anyone currently ignoring the red flags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a free promo tee from a 5K you didn't run\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e bonds ink directly into the fabric so the design won't crack, peel, or ghost you like your ex did\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you'll need a clean one after every holiday dinner with that family member\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for Someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet it for the friend who just survived a relationship with a professional victim. The one who spent six months hearing \"you're crazy\" while their partner rewrote reality in real time. This is their healing shirt. It also makes a solid passive-aggressive gesture if you're feeling spicy, because nothing says \"I see through you\" like handing someone a shirt that describes their entire personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the V Is For Victim Card Tee actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design reads \"V IS FOR... Victim Card\" and features an elegant couple dancing with the speech bubble \"I'm not playing the victim. You're just crazy.\" It's part of the Unethical Threads red-flag alphabet series.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size with a slightly relaxed cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. If someone gets upset about it, they might be telling on themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG printing process bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers, so the design stays vivid and won't crack or peel over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a toxic ex?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe can't legally recommend that. But we also can't stop you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42512644276306,"sku":"VIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42512644309074,"sku":"VIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42512644341842,"sku":"VIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42512644374610,"sku":"VIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42512644407378,"sku":"VIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42512644440146,"sku":"VIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42512644472914,"sku":"VIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/V_Is_For_Victim_Card_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784398036","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/v-is-for-victim-card-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}