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Vape shop regulars who can laugh at themselves, the guy who brings the weird energy to every hangout, anyone whose sense of humor peaked in absurdist and never came down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional giveaway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because manifestos come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, blank front (you look completely normal until you turn around)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives the wash cycle and the discourse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only: four stacked lines of all-caps text. No front graphic. Just plausible deniability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the gift you give when a birthday card isn't enough and a restraining order is too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life vapes and has a sense of humor about it (or doesn't vape and has opinions about people who do), this shirt lands. It also works for white elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, or any occasion where the dress code is \"make it weird.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the text on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll text is on the back. The front is completely blank. You look like a normal, well-adjusted person until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. The people who get it will love it. The people who don't will have questions you're not equipped to answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an anti-vaping shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not a PSA. It's a conspiracy theory about vapes and robots. Draw your own conclusions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow's the print quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed directly into the fabric. 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