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The friend who texts you a fully formed theory at 2am that makes you put your phone down and stare at the wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of this revelation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the text stays sharp long after you've lost the argument\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print: four lines of bold white all-caps doing a tremendous amount of work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're buying this for someone who vapes and has a sense of humor, this is the gift. If they vape and don't have a sense of humor, it's an even better gift. The Vapes Are Training You To Suck Robot Dick tee says what greeting cards can't, and it arrives in a box instead of a text message, so it counts as effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Vapes Are Training You To Suck Robot Dick shirt actually real?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is extremely real. The shirt exists, the text is on the front, and you can buy it right now. Whether the theory itself holds up is between you and your vape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works on every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the text sharp and the colors locked in. It's not going anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. Vape shop, yes. Law firm, probably not. Remote job, nobody will ever know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. 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