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If you've ever practiced small talk in a mirror, this shirt does the talking for you (via the back, so people read it as you walk away from the conversation you never started).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like your social skills\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not that adventurous\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually sticks around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. The front says nothing, just like you at that party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. Buy it for the friend who takes 45 minutes to order at a restaurant. The back of this shirt is basically their internal monologue printed on heavyweight cotton. They'll wear it, and nobody will have to ask why they're standing alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does this shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads Wait One Second I Almost Built Up Enough Confidence To Talk To You. The front is blank, just like your mind when someone says hi.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Size based on how visible you want to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front stays clean. Think of it as your poker face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll outlast most of your friendships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about being shy, not being rude. You're fine. 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