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Maybe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not flimsy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because anxiety doesn't have a dress code\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors outlast your confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a shy friend?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and they'll appreciate it quietly without telling you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you get for the person in your group chat who only reacts with emojis. They'll wear it, someone will read it out loud, and your friend will finally feel seen without having to explain themselves. Honestly, it's a public service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade after a few washes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. It'll outlast most of your friendships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust black and white. Sometimes restraint is the move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually funny or just \"funny\"?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever abandoned a conversation before starting it, you already know. This one lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost orders ship within 3-5 business days. 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