{"product_id":"wake-up-sluts-its-time-to-sin-funny-t-shirt","title":"Wake Up Sluts It's Time To Sin Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Wake Up Sluts It's Time To Sin tee from Unethical Threads is your group chat's unhinged morning energy turned into heavyweight cotton. No cartoon mascot, no clip art. Just the phrase, doing all the work. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose friend group communicates exclusively through insults and chaos. You know exactly who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a shirt for the person who sends 'wake up' texts at 7am on a Saturday because they've already decided everyone is doing something unhinged today. The phrase works because everyone in that circle knows 'sluts' is a term of endearment and 'sin' means leaving the house to make questionable decisions. If you have to explain the joke to someone, they're not coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because degenerates can have classic taste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through the entire regret cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou already know who in your life this is for. The friend with no filter. The one the group chat is named after. The person who makes every bad idea sound fun. Get it for them and watch them lose it. Do not, under any circumstances, give this to a coworker you've spoken to twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true with a little room. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does 'Wake Up Sluts It's Time To Sin' mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a chaotic morning rally cry for friend groups who roast each other as a love language. 'Sin' just means going out and making questionable choices together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, not a cheap iron-on. Turn it inside out when you wash it and it'll hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. That's sort of the point. 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