{"product_id":"wanna-be-a-single-mom-funny-t-shirt","title":"Wanna Be A Single Mom Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Wanna Be A Single Mom Tee from Unethical Threads prints the worst pickup line ever committed to cotton. It's a proposal, a warning, and a red flag all in one sentence. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've accepted that their romantic life is a cautionary tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever opened a dating app and immediately closed it out of respect for everyone on there, this is your uniform. It hits hardest on someone who knows exactly how terrible it sounds and put it on anyway. The question mark on this thing is doing more heavy lifting than any apology you've ever given.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (a V-neck would be trying too hard for someone already this forward)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery friend group has that one person who says the quiet part loud, and this is their shirt. For birthdays, for roasts, for the friend who just got dumped and somehow still has the audacity. Just throw it at them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Wanna Be A Single Mom Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your threshold. It's a joke, but the kind that makes people pause before laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printed on heavyweight cotton. The colors stay sharp through repeated washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can. 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