{"product_id":"wanna-make-some-shitlings-funny-t-shirt","title":"Wanna Make Some Shitlings Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Wanna Make Some Shitlings Tee from Unethical Threads frames the biggest decision of your life as a casual Tuesday afternoon suggestion. Available in black or white, it's the shirt for anyone who thinks \"starting a family\" sounds way too dignified for what actually happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCouples who've had the kid conversation and came out the other side still laughing. Also a solid pick for the aggressively child-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your idea of romance involves calling future offspring \"shitlings,\" you're the target demographic. This isn't the shirt you wear to meet the in-laws. It's the one you wear after you've met them and decided their opinion doesn't factor in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive both your laundry habits and your life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're casual about everything apparently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlasts your optimism about sleep schedules\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know a couple currently stuck in the \"should we?\" loop, this is the intervention they didn't ask for but probably need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says \"I see your chaos and I support whatever terrible decision comes next\" better than a card ever could. Just read the room before handing it over at a baby shower. Or don't. We're not your parents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Wanna Make Some Shitlings Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"shitlings\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a coined term for children. You either get it immediately or you don't, and honestly both reactions are entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate to wear around kids?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends on your parenting philosophy and how early you want to start building character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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