{"product_id":"war-bad-boobs-good-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"War Bad Boobs Good Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe War Bad Boobs Good tee from Unethical Threads distills thousands of years of human thought into four words on the back of a shirt. Caveman grammar, PhD-level truth. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's walking around with this on their back?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who figured out you can skip the whole political debate with four words and a crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back print means you deliver your thesis on the way out of every room. That's the correct energy for a statement this airtight. You don't even have to make eye contact. Just walk past, let the shirt land, keep moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up to repeated wear and strong opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because even caveman philosophers deserve a classic neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that survives the wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back (your hot take is an exit line)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this to someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's ever nodded at both halves of this sentence will get it immediately. Works for birthdays, gag gifts, or telling someone you understand them on a primal level. No card needed. The shirt says everything the card would have, but funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. DTG printing keeps the design looking sharp through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf someone disagrees with either half of this statement, that's on them, not you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42808661147730,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42808661180498,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42808661213266,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42808661246034,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42808661278802,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42808661311570,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42808661344338,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42808661377106,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42808661409874,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42808661442642,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42808661475410,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42808661508178,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42808661540946,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42808661573714,"sku":"WarBadBoobsGoodB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/War_Bad_Boobs_Good__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1791933290","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/war-bad-boobs-good-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}