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Specifically for anyone who has strong opinions and a limited attention span.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, \"I saw this and thought of you\" moments. The War Bad Boobs Good tee works for all of them. Just make sure the recipient is the type who laughs at this sort of thing and not the type who writes a blog post about why it's problematic. You know who's who in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the War Bad Boobs Good tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. 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