{"product_id":"we-cant-hangout-if-youre-gonna-cry-when-they-put-us-in-handcuffs-funny-t-shirt","title":"We Can't Hangout If You're Gonna Cry When They Put Us In Handcuffs Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe We Can't Hangout If You're Gonna Cry When They Put Us In Handcuffs tee from Unethical Threads is a loyalty test printed on cotton. It's for the person in your friend group who already has a bail plan and needs everyone else to keep up. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ringleader. The one who texts \"bring cash, no questions\" at 2 AM and somehow you always go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for the friend who sets the bar for hanging out somewhere around \"willing to share a police report.\" If your group chat has ever debated who's most likely to cry during a booking, you already know who's getting this. Ride or die, no exceptions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your alibi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the colors last longer than most of your friendships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because your chaos shouldn't be limited to one colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for the friend you'd willingly share a mugshot with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest friend birthdays, chaotic bachelorette parties, group chat inside jokes that finally need to become physical objects. If someone in your life treats \"we might get arrested\" as a selling point rather than a warning, this is their shirt. Dark humor gift-giving at its finest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true to size for most people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It stays sharp through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. Both are heavyweight cotton with a crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. Whether people around you appreciate it is a different question and frankly not your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good best friend gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your best friend would ride with you through a booking, yes. 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