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If your sense of humor runs dry and slightly wrong, this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like a real shirt, not a disposable gag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because v-necks are a lifestyle choice we're not making for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays sharp through every wash (and every screenshot)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front is blank. You walk away and let the shirt handle the rest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. Possibly a perfect one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the parent who has delivered this exact line without flinching. For the friend whose group chat energy matches this shirt's energy. For yourself, honestly, because you've earned a tee that gets laughs without requiring you to say a word. The back-print format means the person behind you in line gets the full two-stage read at their own pace, and you don't even have to be facing them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of this shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"WE DON'T LICK PEOPLE!\" in large text, with \"LIES ADULTS TELL KIDS\" as a smaller attribution line underneath. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, relaxed unisex fit, crew neck. It's built like a real shirt that happens to be very funny. Sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly someone, somewhere. But it's more of a knowing nod than a scandal. The people who get it will absolutely get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is blank. The design is meant to be read by the person walking behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. The DTG print holds up. 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