{"product_id":"we-ekeep-fu-noff-iambad-funny-t-shirt","title":"We Ekeep Fu Noff Iambad Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe We Ekeep Fu Noff Iambad tee from Unethical Threads is technically just nonsense. Technically. Read it out loud and your brain does something unfortunate. Available in black or white, this is the shirt that does its best work when strangers squint at your chest trying to read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat Does We Ekeep Fu Noff Iambad Mean?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. It means absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut your brain really wants it to mean something, and that's where things go sideways. Watch someone try to read it in real time. Their face cycles through about five emotions, none of which are positive. It's a reading comprehension trap printed on a tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like an actual shirt, not a costume accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL (yes, we made this in a 4XL, you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because the chaos is in the text, not the cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts, even after the revenge wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan You Wear This in Public?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. It's just letters in a completely meaningless order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've got plausible deniability woven right in. That said, anyone who reads it out loud in a quiet room is going to have a moment. The shirt is innocent. The English language did this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the text on the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says We Ekeep Fu Noff Iambad. That's the whole thing. Whatever else your brain assembles from those letters is entirely your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the We Ekeep Fu Noff Iambad shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt is literally nonsense text. If someone finds it offensive, that says more about their reading skills than your wardrobe choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds up through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in black or white. 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