{"product_id":"welcome-to-the-free-country-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Welcome To The Free Country Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Welcome To The Free Country Tee from Unethical Threads is a full-color graphic tee with cheerful road-sign lettering, a pole of cameras, and a painted American flag. It's the warmest welcome a surveillance pole has ever given. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who wave at cameras on their morning walk. If you've noticed how every new intersection seems to come with its own little audience, this shirt already makes sense to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's dry, it's observational, and it doesn't explain itself. The design does the heavy lifting. You just stand there looking cheerful, which is kind of the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because freedom of expression should come in your size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird going on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays put wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull-color front print\u003c\/strong\u003e in reds and blues, plus enough cameras to make you feel right at home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenuinely, yes. It's one of those shirts where the person unwrapping it either gets it instantly or stares at it for three seconds and then starts laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you want to give someone something they'll actually wear instead of burying in a drawer. The Welcome To The Free Country Tee lands with anyone who finds the modern landscape quietly hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Welcome To The Free Country Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter how you like your shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this available in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It comes in black or white, and the full-color graphic looks great on both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt political?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's observational. The shirt doesn't take a side. It just notices things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the material?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a substantial feel. Not flimsy, not stiff. 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