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You bought a shirt that calls you a virgin all day, printed on the one part of your body you can't look at, and you left the house in it on purpose. The shirt has better comedic timing than you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go tissue-paper thin after a few washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Virginity is not size-specific.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually buys this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGag gift buyers, bachelor parties ordering five at a time, friend groups who want matching shirts for a trip. The back print is the move for squad photos, because the joke faces the camera while the wearers face the other way, oblivious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd rather wear the insult facing forward, there's a front print version of the same design. Same text, same two type sizes, different placement. Pick whichever side of your body you want to do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back reads \"WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID IN THESE TEES!\" in large type, with \"...just kidding virgin\" in much smaller type underneath. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a front or back print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is the back print version. The design sits between the shoulder blades. A front print version of the same design is also available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Heavyweight cotton, crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this work as a bachelor party shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt was practically designed for one. Order a handful for the group and you've got a squad photo from behind that tells a joke in two font sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlmost certainly. 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