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If you know someone with the assets and the attitude, this is the move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you buy for the friend who already knows what they're working with. If they don't immediately laugh, the gift was never meant for them. No gift receipt needed because the right person will never return it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, keeping things professional from the front and unhinged from behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. 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