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Works for happy hours, cookouts, or any event where someone's definitely going to hand you another drink you didn't ask for (but won't refuse).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that survives your questionable decisions and your washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because victims come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for when you want to look presentable-ish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stick around longer than your good intentions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for a Drinker?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for a drinker. Specifically one with a sense of humor about it, which is most of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkip the wine-themed \"mommy juice\" stuff from the craft market. This is for the friend who has a genuine, committed, long-term relationship with their beverage of choice and isn't about to let society shame them for it. Birthday, holiday, or just a Tuesday that got out of hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit, so it runs consistent. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes do you carry?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Nobody gets left out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. 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