{"product_id":"whatever-ya-into-im-into-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Whatever Ya Into I'm Into Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Whatever Ya Into I'm Into Tee from Unethical Threads is a blanket yes printed on a shirt. It commits to everything and specifies absolutely nothing, which is either the most agreeable thing you've ever worn or the most suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who'd rather say yes than explain themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of person who shows up to anything, agrees to everything, and somehow always has a good time. If you've ever been called \"easygoing\" by someone who clearly meant something else, this is your uniform. It's a personality trait in cotton form, and it works because it never once tells anyone what you're actually into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go transparent after three washes (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because being down for anything comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, black tee, white text. Clean, simple, deliberately noncommittal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the color stays put longer than most of your commitments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eText-only design. No graphics, no logo, just five words doing all the heavy lifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably not, and that's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text doesn't actually say anything explicit. It just agrees. Aggressively. What people read into it says more about them than you, and you can always claim you were talking about hobbies. Plausible deniability, built right in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHATEVER YA INTO I'M INTO in white text on a black tee. That's it. Five words, no graphics, no logo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt inappropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's as inappropriate as you make it. The text doesn't actually say anything explicit. What people read into it is their business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has a sense of humor and zero need to explain themselves, yes. 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