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Couples with a very specific dynamic will also understand immediately, no further questions needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a transparent cry for help\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because the graphic is already doing the heavy lifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the colors stay as vivid as the joke no matter how many times you wash it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with zero shame and a willingness to be photographed by strangers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is genuinely one of the best gifts you can give a certain type of person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the \"I saw this and immediately thought of you\" shirt, and what that says about you is kind of beautiful. White elephant exchanges, birthdays, or anniversaries if you're feeling brave. If the recipient doesn't laugh, you've learned something valuable about the relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds up. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the colors stay locked in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable or just a novelty thing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. 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