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It's also a hit at barbecues, bachelor parties, and anywhere the dress code is \"technically wearing a shirt.\" If you've ever said \"I'm behind you 100%\" out loud and immediately heard it, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after three washes (your coworkers will thank you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the joke doesn't crack and peel before the relationship does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, if you know the person. Absolutely not if you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnniversary gift for a couple with a sense of humor? Perfect. White elephant at the office holiday party? Depends entirely on your HR department. For best results, give it to someone who already makes this joke out loud. They'll respect that you committed it to cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter who's wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so minimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so it stays sharp through plenty of wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return it if my partner doesn't think it's funny?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCheck our return policy, but honestly, that's a relationship problem, not a shirt problem.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42808676024402,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42808676057170,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42808676089938,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42808676122706,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42808676155474,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42808676188242,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42808676221010,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42808676253778,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42808676286546,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42808676319314,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42808676352082,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42808676384850,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42808676417618,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42808676450386,"sku":"WhenItComesToDoggyStyleF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/When_It_Comes_To_Doggy_Style_Im_Behind_You_100__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1791934140","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/when-it-comes-to-doggy-style-im-behind-you-100-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}