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The design lives on the back, so you get to walk away from the fallout while everyone behind you processes what they just read.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a screen-printing afterthought\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because internal conflict comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, clean front, all the chaos lives on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the text holds up and doesn't fade into plausible deniability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, pick your preferred backdrop for a public confession\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Going to Get Me in Trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably not. The joke is on the wearer, not anyone else, and that changes the math.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost people will read it, process for a second, and either laugh or pretend they didn't see it. It works as a gift too, but only for someone who's already this person in the group chat. If you have to wonder whether they'd wear it, they wouldn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back. The front is blank. You walk in normal, you walk away legendary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever one matches the level of plausible deniability you're going for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink bonds directly to the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast your willpower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about a nut allergy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSure. 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