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It's the shirt you wear when your group chat already knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (it's a tee, not a dissertation)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp, not cracked\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white, because commitment to one felt ironic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person texts things that get screenshotted and forwarded, absolutely. This is not a generic funny shirt for your cousin you see once a year. It's for the friend who says the quiet part loud and somehow makes it endearing. If you're second-guessing whether they'd get it, they probably won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix lines of stacked text: \"When You Have A Nut Allergy But Bro Looking Good.\" Read it once, read it again. There it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing puts the ink into the fabric, not on top of it. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. Sometimes restraint is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is on the wearer, not anyone else. It's self-aware, not mean. 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