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It just sits there on your chest being exactly as absurd as you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because terrible wordplay knows no body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the graphic stays sharp, not cracked and peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white (Aviv gets the message either way)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. The Who's Aviv And What Are We Telling Him Tee is the move for that friend who texts you things that make you put your phone face-down at dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you'd like to make exactly one person laugh and confuse everyone else in the room. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Who's Aviv And What Are We Telling Him Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter your build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a DTG print. The graphic stays sharp through the wash cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust black or white. Two options, zero confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill people get the joke?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe right people will. 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