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You don't even have to be part of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually drapes instead of clinging to your regrets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e The controversy is on the back, not the neckline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e (direct-to-garment). The text stays crisp. The question remains unanswered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front is clean. Your spine does the talking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a fantastic gift for anyone who's been on the receiving end of boob-owner evil. So, everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, white elephants, or just handing someone a bag and saying \"I saw this and thought of you.\" Whether that's a compliment or a callout is between you and them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back reads \"Why Are Boob Owners Evil\" in full. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack print only. The design is on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with minimal shrinkage. 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