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Also popular among people who think \"self-deprecating\" means listing your best qualities in checkbox format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up and holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're classic like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives your washing machine's worst\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The back is blank, like your Hinge inbox.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, Secret Santa, or just because you want your friend to own his delusion in writing. 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