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The design sits on the back of the shirt, so strangers get the full experience as you walk past them toward the air conditioning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles heat better than your patience handles humidity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S-4XL, because sweat doesn't discriminate by size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your summer tan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design, so people can enjoy it as you walk away from conversations that aren't going anywhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who runs hot?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift. If you know someone who complains about boob sweat between May and September, congratulations, you've found their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of present that says \"I see you, I hear your sweating, and I found you a portmanteau.\" Works for birthdays, summer parties, or just because you saw it and thought of them. Which, honestly, says something about your friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Humiditittys mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a mashup of humidity and titties. The shirt poses the question, and honestly, the rename makes more sense than the original.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is blank, so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you like it loose, stay true if you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton plus DTG printing means the design stays put. Follow the care label and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegally, yes. 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