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They're usually right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like an actual garment, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits everyone you'd want to make this offer to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Not reinventing anything here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the color doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e Walk away and let it do the talking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift or a risky one?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat gift if you know your audience. This is a couples gift, not a Secret Santa wildcard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to your partner, not your coworker. The innuendo is obvious enough to land and specific enough to feel personal. Valentine's Day, date night, or a random Tuesday when you're feeling generous. You know who this is for. If you don't, it's not for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is clean, the back does the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label, cold wash, tumble dry low, and it keeps its shape. Not complicated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white. 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