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It's flirty, it's direct, and it works best on someone who can back it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, your gym-bro boyfriend can wear it too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are trying too hard for this energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp long after the joke stops being funny to your mother\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the Valentine's gift, anniversary gift, or random Tuesday gift for the person who handles your stress in their own special way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkip the chocolate. Skip the flowers. Hand them a shirt that says what you've been thinking, and watch them wear it to brunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. Wash cold, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel, or fade out on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Whether your coworkers or in-laws appreciate it is between you and your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a good couples gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great couples gift. 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