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Available in black or white, both equally committed to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're offensive, not a yacht person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your tax refund\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the front stays deceptively clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who treats tax season like a personal tragedy, absolutely. This says \"I acknowledge your suffering and I also find it funny.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLands best with people who can laugh at themselves. If the recipient has no sense of humor about their own existence, you're buying a fight, not a gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a back print. The front is blank, keeping things deceptively innocent until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Tax frustration is universal and so is the sizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color and doesn't crack or peel. Heavyweight cotton, not the tissue-paper stuff that disintegrates by week two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your feelings about the government.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on who's reading your back. 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