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Pair it with whatever face you make when you see your withholdings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives laundry day rage cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because tax season hits every body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the IRS already has you by the collar, might as well be comfortable)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors outlast your patience with the tax code\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. That's not a bug, it's a feature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an intentionally provocative shirt from a brand that never pretended otherwise. If your social circle can't handle the joke, you might need a new social circle. Or just wear it to the post office on April 15th and let it do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print quality good?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed on heavyweight cotton. Colors hold up through repeated washes and the fabric doesn't thin out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere you're comfortable getting a reaction. Grocery store, barbecue, family reunion if you're feeling brave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for laughs at things they probably shouldn't, yes. 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