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It's also a surprisingly solid gag gift for anyone who thinks waders are peak comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up longer than your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because we're not animals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash cycle and your questionable life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the person behind you at the bait shop gets the full experience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for a Fisherman?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if they have a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhich, if they're the kind of angler you're buying gag gifts for, they probably do. This lands at bachelor parties, fishing trips, birthdays, Father's Day (for the brave), or any occasion where good taste took the day off. It also works as a self-purchase. No justification needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a fishing pun about rubbers. If that's enough to offend someone, they were probably going to find a reason anyway. It's crude, not cruel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The front is blank, so you can make eye contact with people before they see what you're really about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, depends on the public. A fishing tournament? You'll be a hero. A PTA meeting? 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