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It reads exactly how you think it reads, and the people who wear it are fully aware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (the neckline equivalent of \"I'm not trying too hard\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The Will Fish For Sex Just Let Me Get My Rubbers On tee is the kind of gift that gets a genuine laugh, not a polite one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, Father's Day (if your dad is cool), bachelor parties, or that friend who won't shut up about his last catch. Pair it with a six-pack and you've won gift-giving for the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash inside out on cold and it'll hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your personality (or lack of one).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family barbecue?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends entirely on your family. You know yours better than we do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMinimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. 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