Will Shake Ass For Tequila Hat

The Will Shake Ass For Tequila hat from Unethical Threads is a formal declaration of intent. Foam front, mesh back, snapback fit. Put it on and let everyone within earshot know exactly what kind of night this is going to be.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've already proven the statement true at least twice this year. This is the hat for your friend who disappears for 20 minutes and comes back having made best friends with the entire bachelorette party. If you've ever been described as "a lot" by someone's mom, congratulations, this is your crown.

• Structured foam front panel keeps the message visible even when you can't stand straight
• Breathable mesh back so your head doesn't overheat while the rest of you makes poor choices
• Adjustable snapback closure because tequila doesn't discriminate by head size
• Vivid print that holds up through sweat, sun, and questionable life decisions
• Unisex fit because bad ideas are for everyone

Is This a Good Gift?

It might be the perfect gift. If you know someone whose entire personality activates after the salt and lime, just hand them this hat. No card needed. The hat IS the card. Also a great way to identify yourself at a pool party so people know what they're getting into.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's this hat made of?

Structured foam front panels with a breathable mesh back and an adjustable snapback closure. Comfortable enough to wear all day, sturdy enough to survive the night.

Will this fit my big head?

The snapback adjusts to fit most head sizes. If your ego fits through the door, this hat will fit on your head.

Is the print going to fade?

Nope. The print holds its color wash after wash. Your dignity might fade, but the hat won't.

Can I wear this to a family event?

You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable explaining yourself. We're not your parents.

Is this just for guys?

Not even a little. Shaking ass for tequila is a universal pursuit.