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If you've ever watched someone go from sitting quietly to fully commanding a dance floor in the time it takes to finish one shot, you've met the target audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle the kind of nights this shirt was made for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because nobody ordering tequila is also asking for a V-neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so WILL SHAKE ASS FOR TEQUILA stays legible no matter how many times you wash it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, it's one of the better gag gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Will Shake Ass For Tequila Tee lands for birthdays, bachelorette parties, Secret Santa (the unhinged round), or anyone whose whole personality can be summarized as \"one shot and I'm on the dance floor.\" It's a funny adult humor shirt that says what the recipient was already going to do, just in print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Will Shake Ass For Tequila Tee unisex?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Relaxed unisex fit, available in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which bonds the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top. The text stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good bachelorette party shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was practically made for one. 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