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You let them read it off your back and make their own decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're classy like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually sticks around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design, so your exit is always the most memorable part\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone well enough to give them this shirt, absolutely. This is a birthday present for the friend who always takes things one step too far.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of person who reads the room and decides to ignore it. They already own something from Unethical Threads or they should. Wrap it in tissue paper if you want, but we both know it's getting opened in a group chat screenshot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Would You Like To Be My Glasses\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know, you know. If you don't, read it one more time and think about where glasses sit. We're not spelling it out for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack print. The design sits between your shoulder blades so people behind you get the full experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds up well. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. 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