{"product_id":"wrong-hole-but-i-like-it-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Wrong Hole But I Like It Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Wrong Hole But I Like It Tee from Unethical Threads says exactly what you're thinking and makes no apologies for it. Black tee, white text, pure suggestive chaos. If you need the joke explained, this isn't for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with a sense of humor and a healthy disregard for polite company. Your buddy who always takes it one step too far at the barbecue. The friend who stopped getting invited to baby showers. If anyone calls you out, just tell them it's about golf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (your body, your terrible decisions)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp long after your reputation doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack and white colorway, because subtlety already left when you picked this shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, if you know your audience. Not a candle. Not a gift card. A shirt that says what the recipient would say themselves if they had less shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to make eye contact with someone across the room and silently acknowledge that you're both terrible people. Just make sure the person you're giving the Wrong Hole But I Like It Tee to will actually wear it. Otherwise you just bought yourself a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the Wrong Hole But I Like It Tee true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs true to size in a relaxed, unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this shirt get me in trouble?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you wear it and how easily your coworkers file HR complaints. We make the shirts. What happens next is on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing, so the text is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top like a sticker. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I wear this to Thanksgiving dinner?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is a different conversation. Read the room, or don't. 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