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The back print does all the talking while you face the bar and mind your business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL, because representation isn't just about the joke on your back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird going on structurally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays put through wash cycles, not just the first three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, pick your fighter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I Gift This Without an Explanation?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on the recipient. If they've ever said \"I don't get football\" and followed it up with something unhinged, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect birthday gift, a chaotic Secret Santa pull, or a \"saw this and thought of you\" moment that will either make someone's week or end a friendship. Both outcomes are valid. If you have to explain the joke to them, they're not the target audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so you get to look normal until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold its shape. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an actual anti-football shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's more pro-femboy than anti-football. But if the shoe fits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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