{"product_id":"x-is-for-xrated-lies-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"X Is For X-Rated Lies Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe X Is For X-Rated Lies Tee from Unethical Threads captures that special person who tells absolutely unhinged lies and then calls you crazy for noticing. Part of our red-flag alphabet series. A wearable exhibit in the museum of audacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually needs this shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's dated, befriended, or been raised by someone whose version of events should come with a fiction disclaimer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the type. They'll look you dead in the eye, say something so outrageous it bends reality, and then act wounded when you don't buy it. This shirt is less of a purchase and more of a coping mechanism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle being worn to every argument\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (lies come in all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts the relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, because at least something in your life should be low-maintenance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. If someone in your life has a casual relationship with the truth, wrapping this up says everything you've been thinking without starting a whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, holidays, or that moment you finally accept who they are. Fair warning: the recipient will either laugh or get suspiciously defensive. Both reactions are informative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about adult content?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. \"X-Rated\" here means the lies are outrageously over-the-top, not that the shirt has explicit content. It's about someone telling wild, exaggerated lies and calling you crazy for questioning them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the X Is For X-Rated Lies Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG (direct-to-garment) printing holds up well over time. Wash inside out in cold water if you want to be extra careful, but it's designed to keep its color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this part of a series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The X Is For X-Rated Lies Tee is part of the Unethical Threads red-flag alphabet collection. Each letter covers a different type of questionable human behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around family?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your family. If they can handle dark humor about relationship red flags, go for it. If not, save it for nights out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42512558948434,"sku":"XIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42512558981202,"sku":"XIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42512559013970,"sku":"XIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42512559046738,"sku":"XIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42512559079506,"sku":"XIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42512559112274,"sku":"XIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42512559145042,"sku":"XIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/X_Is_For_X-Rated_Lies_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784396573","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/x-is-for-xrated-lies-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}