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If you've ever wanted strangers to silently mouth-read your spine, here you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e (nothing weird up top, all the weirdness is on your back)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually survives the laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only\u003c\/strong\u003e, front is blank, so you get to pick your moment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnbelievably yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's perfect for the friend who already announces this information verbally and could use the automation. Birthday roasts, bachelor parties, White Elephant exchanges. Not for your nephew's christening. Use judgment, but not too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the BPD shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"YEAH I GOT BPD\" in large text across the upper back, with \"(big penis disorder)\" in smaller text underneath. No graphic, no logo. Just the diagnosis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a front or back print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack print only. The front is completely blank. You walk toward people looking normal and walk away looking considerably less normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. 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