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You might be that person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (you're not a V-neck person and we both know it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp through plenty of wash cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person well enough to know they'd laugh, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a surgical-strike gift. You give it to someone who already talks like this and just hasn't had the shirt to prove it. Baby showers, work Secret Santas, and first dates are probably not the venue. Everything else is fair game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the BPD tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. DTG printing keeps the text crisp. Turn it inside out and wash cold for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProbably someone, somewhere. The joke is a dumb acronym flip, not a shot at anyone. 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