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Wear it to Thanksgiving if you want your family to stop asking about your career plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles whatever you throw at it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that sticks around longer than your good decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best gag gifts you can hand someone who drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, bachelor or bachelorette parties, retirements, White Elephant exchanges, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. Sizes go up to 4XL, so you can cover basically anyone on your list. They're going to wear this constantly, just accept that now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the PHD Drinking Problem shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS to 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this make a good birthday or graduation gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. The PHD backronym lands perfectly for graduations, birthdays, or anyone who'd laugh at a drinking joke on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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