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It's the anti-motivational poster you didn't know you needed, except you wear it out of the house and let strangers read your truth while you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't thin out or warp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (the only thing about you with structure)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the self-deprecation won't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, because your worst qualities should stay behind you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who answers \"how are you?\" with finger guns and a dead stare, absolutely. This is the gift that says \"I see you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.\" Great for birthdays, anti-Valentine's Day, or any random Tuesday when someone needs to feel seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. 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