{"product_id":"yeti-on-fetty-funny-t-shirt","title":"Yeti On Fetty Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Yeti On Fetty Tee from Unethical Threads is what happens when a cryptid gets the metal album cover it never asked for. Chrome-and-pink jagged lettering, snowy mountains, lightning. Absurdist dark humor on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's the deal with the artwork?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt looks like it was ripped off a venue wall in 1987. The lettering alone could headline a show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChrome and pink, jagged like saw teeth, slashed over a snow-capped mountain range with lightning cracking the sky. It channels '80s metal poster energy so hard you can almost hear the opening riff. The headliner is a yeti, the title rhymes, and the shirt self-selects its audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't fall apart after a few washes. Low bar, but here we are.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for everyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Not reinventing necklines over here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e (direct-to-garment), so the chrome-and-pink art stays vivid instead of cracking off like a bumper sticker in July.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the kind of gift that says \"I know exactly what you find funny and I'm not sorry.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for white elephants, birthdays for the impossible-to-shop-for friend, or anyone who collects absurdist graphic tees like trading cards. It's niche, it rhymes, and the art goes unreasonably hard for a joke shirt. That's the whole pitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Yeti On Fetty mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a rhyme. The design is absurdist metal poster art featuring a yeti in the mountains. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the design locked in through regular washing. Turn it inside out, cold wash, hang dry if you want to be thorough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a yeti on a fake metal poster. 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