{"product_id":"you-dropped-something-my-standards-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"You Dropped Something My Standards Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe You Dropped Something My Standards Tee from Unethical Threads is a self-deprecating back print that insults both you and whoever's standing behind you. It's the shirt equivalent of showing up and immediately apologizing for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's made peace with their own terrible decisions and wants credit for the self-awareness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back of the shirt, so people behind you get the full 'you dropped something... my standards' as you walk past. It works at bars, house parties, family events you didn't want to attend. Honestly, anywhere you've shown up despite knowing better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't quit on you after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because your neckline shouldn't be as low as your standards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the joke doesn't crack, peel, or fade on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they laugh at their own bad decisions, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe You Dropped Something My Standards tee works for birthdays, gag gifts, bar crawl warm-ups, or that one friend who keeps dating down and knows it. If they've ever apologized for their own presence somewhere, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads 'You dropped something... my standards.' The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a front or back print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack print only. 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