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Wear it anywhere you go to make decisions you'll joke about later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough to absorb your poor life choices.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Judgment-free sizing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because some things should stay classic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the design outlasts your situationships.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick based on your current emotional state.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for anyone who's self-aware about their terrible taste in people, partners, or priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, breakup recovery, Valentine's Day for the chronically unlucky, or any occasion where the dress code is \"brutally honest.\" Just make sure the recipient can take a joke. If they can't, that's a whole other problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope. The DTG print bonds to the cotton fibers, so it holds up through regular washing. Turn inside out, wash cold, hang dry if you want to be thorough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on where you work. Corporate job, probably not. Bar, brewery, or anywhere with a relaxed dress code, you're golden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this on a date?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can. Whether you should depends on the date. 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