{"product_id":"you-into-pronouns-let-me-she-them-titties-raccoon-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Raccoon Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Raccoon Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print shirt where a smug cartoon raccoon in a pin-up pose delivers the worst pronoun pickup line ever committed to fabric. The front is blank, you look completely normal head-on, and the raccoon does all the talking behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy is there a raccoon in a pin-up pose?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause nothing else could deliver this line with a straight face. The raccoon is reclining like it belongs in a centerfold, one paw propping up its head, staring down whoever's walking behind you with full confidence and zero shame. We sell a version of this phrase without the raccoon, but the raccoon is what turns a bad pickup line into something actually worth wearing. Trash-panda energy is the only appropriate delivery system for a line this terrible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough that you'll forget you're wearing a raccoon pin-up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e The raccoon doesn't gatekeep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean neckline, no surprises up front.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print.\u003c\/strong\u003e Full-color raccoon that doesn't fade into an unrecognizable blob.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who radiates bad-pickup-line energy, yes. The back-print format makes it even better because the wearer doesn't have to look at it. They just walk around while the smug raccoon works the room behind them. It's chaotic, it's stupid, and it's the kind of shirt that makes someone laugh every time they remember they own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank. The raccoon works behind your back, literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's a DTG print, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a version without the raccoon?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Same phrase, different listing, no raccoon. 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