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The whole composition is aggressively stupid on purpose. If your sense of humor runs absurd, this raccoon gets you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room to breathe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing experimental happening at the collar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the raccoon's smug little face doesn't bail on you after a few washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e The raccoon judges you equally in both.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the recipient's humor lives in the \"terrible pun delivered with maximum confidence\" zone, this is a home run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe raccoon does all the heavy lifting. It takes a dumb pickup line and makes it genuinely funny through sheer commitment to the bit. You can hand the She Them Titties Raccoon Tee to someone at a birthday party and they'll either love it immediately or you'll learn something important about them. Sizes go up to 4XL, so you're covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the She Them Titties Raccoon Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Same raccoon, same energy, your call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. It holds up to washing without cracking or peeling. Wash cold and inside out if you want to baby it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is this different from the other She Them Titties shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis one has the raccoon. The raccoon in the pin-up pose delivering the line with full trash-panda confidence. That's the difference and it matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a cartoon raccoon doing a centerfold pose on a wordplay shirt. 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