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The most passive delivery system for an inappropriate sentence ever put on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles the double-takes happening behind your back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, blank front, full back print in bold block capitals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays put\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with walking away from conversations you just started\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good pickup line?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely not. That's the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Tee isn't trying to be smooth. It's a terrible pickup line in the largest, bluntest font possible with no decoration and no artwork to hide behind. The text-only design means the line has the confidence of needing nothing else on the shirt, just pure unadorned audacity across your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the front of the shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlank. Totally blank. The entire design is on the back, which means you control when people see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this the same as the full-color version?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSame words, completely different shirt. This is the plain-text version with no artwork and no illustration, just block capitals. 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