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Deadpan wins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the least controversial thing about this entire shirt).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp through the wash cycle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Tee is for the friend who would use this line out loud without flinching, the one whose sense of humor makes you cover your face in public. Birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, any occasion where \"I saw this and thought of you\" is both a compliment and a threat. 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